the world cup soccer championship is on. know how i know? because every tv that has it on has this horrible, grating, obnoxious noise coming from it. i detest it. this is a sound i would use to drive teenagers away from my 7-11. this is the sound i would aim at rioters. it makes me care even LESS about soccer. and of course, because it is so f****g annoying people think it's really cool. yeah. like hemorrhoids are cool.
read more than you wanted to know at:
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/16/vuvuzela-world-cup-2010/
The fact that you are reading this as a web page, not ink on paper, tells you what this is about.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
scanners detect ethanol in the air above soccer spectators
special sensors scan the air above soccor games. they detect ethanol. really?
Sunday, June 6, 2010
One of the houses i grew up in.
This is the house, where I "grew up". not entirely, but close. being an airforce family, we lived many places. but we were stationed at Wright-Paterson air force base for six years. i live here with my family starting the summer before my sixth grade, up thru the summer after my junior year of high school. my room, with my brother, was in the finished basement. classic knotty pine. the front window at the left side was my parents bedroom. our room was below that.
wait a minute or so for google do load the map and go into street-view mode to see the house.
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there used to be a big maple tree in front of the house. all the houses on the street had big trees. the neighborhood must of been around for a while to have the trees grow up before we moved there. they all got old and died obviously. the street looks nakid now. and strangely, the house is the same color red it was in 1962.
if the walls in this house could talk....
wait a minute or so for google do load the map and go into street-view mode to see the house.
View Larger Map
there used to be a big maple tree in front of the house. all the houses on the street had big trees. the neighborhood must of been around for a while to have the trees grow up before we moved there. they all got old and died obviously. the street looks nakid now. and strangely, the house is the same color red it was in 1962.
if the walls in this house could talk....
Friday, June 4, 2010
the government has no duty to protect you. betcha didn't know that.
"a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen."
the link above goes to a google search. tens of pages explain this statement.
so who is going to protect you?
protect yourself.
or just quit worrying about it. life isn't safe. nowhere is "safe"
the link above goes to a google search. tens of pages explain this statement.
so who is going to protect you?
protect yourself.
or just quit worrying about it. life isn't safe. nowhere is "safe"
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
google proves me wrong
i did the shopping cart search again, to get the link to put in the previous posting. THIS TIME, the second link down had what i wanted- side by side feature comparison. that wasn't there the first time i searched. i'm sure, because i Ctrl-clicked every link on the google results, all the way down the page, and looked at every tab that opened up.
most of them are still useless, or only vaguely useful.
make me lie google.
most of them are still useless, or only vaguely useful.
make me lie google.
serious "post for profit" guys
as i'm slogging thru the process, trying to understand how it works i came across:
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/10/ff_demandmedia/
which is exactly how i thought it should work... i'm always thinking "there must be a better/easier/efficient way"
and i have notice a lot more slap-dash answers in my google searches.
which is why i just started using http://duckduckgo.com
for example; i'm working on a shopping site ( http://www.goodthingsfromthailand.com ) i thought i would code it in dreamweaver, but then i thought i might take advantage of the free shopping carts that bluehost.com provides. but there are like 6 of them. i looked at them, looked at the demo's and didn't know what i was looking at. so i thought i'd google up a review:
"open source shopping cart reviews 2010" appeared in the suggestions as soon as i typed in "open source sh...." so i went with that. looks great. even has sites called "shopping-cart-reviews.com" except, none of them are 3rd party reviews of shopping carts. not like a side-by side, features, bugs, opinion site. they list some carts, describe them sometimes, push one or another cart at you, and display a lot of ads. but nothing on the first and second pages did what i want. i wanted to know the readers-digest-condensed overview of the various shopping cart softwares, so i could decide if i wanted to take the time to install and configure one for my shopping site. i didn't get that, and wasted a lot of time clicking on links to pages that were fluffy at best, stupid at worst.
but i'll keep at it. i may be slow and distracted, but i'm still moving.
p.s. i did the shopping cart search again, to get the link to put in the previous posting. THIS TIME, the second link down had what i wanted- side by side feature comparison. that wasn't there the first time i searched. i'm sure, because i Ctrl-clicked every link on the google results, all the way down the page, and looked at every tab that opened up. except, none of the shopping carts on the page are OPEN SOURCE, and none of them are the ones provided by my hosting service. so it's still a crap link.
most of them are still useless, or only vaguely useful.
make me lie google.
--
visit http://www.thaicountrylife.com
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/10/ff_demandmedia/
which is exactly how i thought it should work... i'm always thinking "there must be a better/easier/efficient way"
and i have notice a lot more slap-dash answers in my google searches.
which is why i just started using http://duckduckgo.com
for example; i'm working on a shopping site ( http://www.goodthingsfromthailand.com ) i thought i would code it in dreamweaver, but then i thought i might take advantage of the free shopping carts that bluehost.com provides. but there are like 6 of them. i looked at them, looked at the demo's and didn't know what i was looking at. so i thought i'd google up a review:
"open source shopping cart reviews 2010" appeared in the suggestions as soon as i typed in "open source sh...." so i went with that. looks great. even has sites called "shopping-cart-reviews.com" except, none of them are 3rd party reviews of shopping carts. not like a side-by side, features, bugs, opinion site. they list some carts, describe them sometimes, push one or another cart at you, and display a lot of ads. but nothing on the first and second pages did what i want. i wanted to know the readers-digest-condensed overview of the various shopping cart softwares, so i could decide if i wanted to take the time to install and configure one for my shopping site. i didn't get that, and wasted a lot of time clicking on links to pages that were fluffy at best, stupid at worst.
but i'll keep at it. i may be slow and distracted, but i'm still moving.
p.s. i did the shopping cart search again, to get the link to put in the previous posting. THIS TIME, the second link down had what i wanted- side by side feature comparison. that wasn't there the first time i searched. i'm sure, because i Ctrl-clicked every link on the google results, all the way down the page, and looked at every tab that opened up. except, none of the shopping carts on the page are OPEN SOURCE, and none of them are the ones provided by my hosting service. so it's still a crap link.
most of them are still useless, or only vaguely useful.
make me lie google.
--
visit http://www.thaicountrylife.com
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
belly button piercings are an indicator of willingness to pose nude
if you see a girl with a belly button piercing, it is a pretty good indicator that she is willing to have her picture taken naked. and will have those photos posted to the internet.
don't believe me? goto GuessHerMuff (NSFW) and notice how many of the subjects have belly button piercings. i'd say 8 our of 10. if the first link doesn't work goto this one GuessHerMuff
nakid ladies - good.
metal belly buttons - bad, unless you want see her nakid. then you have to see the damn piercings.
don't believe me? goto GuessHerMuff (NSFW) and notice how many of the subjects have belly button piercings. i'd say 8 our of 10. if the first link doesn't work goto this one GuessHerMuff
nakid ladies - good.
metal belly buttons - bad, unless you want see her nakid. then you have to see the damn piercings.
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